Posted by: N.S. Palmer | August 20, 2010

Obama, Mosques, and Sarah Palin’s Hand

By N.S. Palmer

Sarah Palin reads crib notes written on the palm of her hand. Source: The New York Times.

What do President Obama, mosques, Cuba, and Sarah Palin’s hand have in common?

No, it has nothing to do with how many Republicans it takes to screw in a light bulb.

I might be over-thinking a few things here, so take this as speculation.

President Obama didn’t need to take a public stand about the building of a mosque near “ground zero,” where some of the 9/11 false-flag attacks took place. But he did.

A lot of Fox-addled Republicans already think that Obama is a secret Muslim, so that move was guaranteed to confirm their suspicions and drive them (more) nuts. Many “moderate” voters, seeing them on television, will recognize how crazy they are. Did Obama plan it that way?

Obama didn’t need to ease travel restrictions to Cuba. But he apparently plans to do it.

Most of the same Fox-addled Republicans who think that Obama is a secret Muslim also believe that he’s a Godless Communistâ„¢, so that move was guaranteed to confirm their suspicions and drive them (more) nuts. Many “moderate” voters, seeing them on television, will recognize how crazy they are. Did Obama plan it that way?

Meanwhile, Sarah Palin didn’t need to write crib notes on the palm of her hand, where TV cameras would be guaranteed to show them to the world.

Most of the people who admire Sarah Palin seem to have low self-esteem and very little education. They believe (often incorrectly) that they’re stupid. Sarah Palin’s crib notes were guaranteed (a) to be noticed and (b) to tell her followers, “See? I’m stupid, just like you! I’m one of you!”

Ms. Palin is certainly ignorant and interested only in self-promotion, but I don’t believe that she’s actually stupid. In general, people who aren’t her fans already think she’s stupid, so her crib notes won’t change their opinion. However, people who are her fans seem to think that they, themselves, are stupid. Palin’s crib notes confirm that she represents them. Did Palin’s puppetmasters plan it that way?

As I said, maybe I’m over-thinking this. But it seems possible that President Obama and Palin’s puppetmasters are playing a very tricky game with these moves.

As an aside, let’s have a show of hands: Does anyone believe that Palin writes her own Twitter tweets? Or that she wrote any of the books, articles, or speeches attributed to her? No, of course not.


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Responses

  1. “Fox-addled Republicans” — amen, preach it.

    As for the rest, I’m not qualified to say much, simply because the swirling nonsense about which you comment pisses me off so much that I find greater serenity by not watching the news.

    • Hi, Jim —

      Thanks! Interestingly enough, of course, some Fox-addled Republicans really aren’t stupid. They’re just misinformed and upset. Been there, done that, totally sympathize, but facts are facts.

      Your point about not watching the news is a good one. A hundred years ago, we’d never have known about the latest [fill in the blank] disaster in [fill in the blank]. And we were happier for it.


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